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The Doctor strode across the stage as if climbing onto something then leaned sideways towards the front of the stage. He fell dramatically to the floor as his companions surrounded him. The Doctor turned towards them and began to sing: 

This is the end
But the moment has been prepared for
Don't you hear the Watcher calling me
Wipe your tears in the grass
For today I change my face
Under the telescope that the Watcher knew          (12) 

The lights brightened as the 4th Doctor lay motionless on the floor. Then the stage went black. When the lights lightened the stage again, an actor playing the 5th Doctor was now in his place. The lights in the theatre came on as a large holographic screen declared an ‘interval’. 

‘They have suspiciously accurate information,’ murmured a mysterious figure wearing a brown hooded robe to the woman sat next to him.

~~~ 

An actor playing the 5th Doctor appeared on stage with a cricket bat as the lights went back up.  A cricket pitch background appeared behind him as he began to sing: 

Throw the ball and let me hit it away
Prepare your cricket bat and join me out here
It's so easy when you know the rules
It's so easy all you have to do
Is whack the ball
Play the game
Everybody play the game called Cricket 

When you're feelin' bored and your resistance is low
Get out your bat and hit the ball high
This is your life
Don't forget to have some fun
It's a free universe
All you have to do is whack the ball
Play the game
Everybody play the game called Cricket 

My game of Cricket has just begun
Life runs from my head down to my toes
My life is pumping through my veins (play the game)
Driving me celery-obsessed
play the game play the game play
the game play the game
Play the game
Everybody play the game called Cricket 

This is your life
Don't forget to have some fun
It's a free free universe all you have to do is whack the ball
Play the game
Yeah play the game of called Cricket
Your life
Don't forget to have some fun
It's a free free universe all you have to do is whack the ball
Play the game - ev'rybody play the game called Cricket          (13) 

River Song walked back on stage and said ‘The Doctor travelled at this point with three people from his previous adventure called Adric, Nyssa and Tegan.

However, when the Doctor uncovered a Cyberman plot to destroy the Earth with a space freighter, he was about to face one of his biggest emotional shocks yet,’ 

Adric walked onto the stage as River Song left and climbed into a space freighter prop made of metal as the Doctor, Tegan and Nyssa watched from the right of the stage. 

‘No! Adric, NO!’ they screamed as a whooshing sound surrounded the theatre. 

An explosion sound effect boomed out of the speakers and the Doctor, Nyssa and Tegan collapsed to the floor in grief. 

The Doctor stood up and faced the audience as he sang: 

There's a grief that can't be spoken.
There's a pain goes on and on.
Empty room and abandoned notebook
Now my friend is dead and gone. 

(Walks to TARDIS) 

Here he talked of Mathematical equations
Here it was we travelled with him
Here he talked about returning home
And home never came. 

(Enters TARDIS, bed appears on stage to show Adric’s room) 

From the bed in the corner
He could sleep until the TARDIS arrived
And he rose with algebra workings
I wish I could hear him now

The very equations that he had solved
Became his last working outs 
On the lonely freighter that launched

Oh my friend, my friend forgive me
That I live and you are gone.
There's a grief that can't be spoken.
There's a pain goes on and on.

Phantom face in his bedroom
Phantom shadow on the floor.
Empty room and abandoned notebook
Where my friend will sleep no more.

Oh my friend, my friend, don't ask me
What your sacrifice was for
Empty room and abandoned notebook
Where my friend will sleep no more (14) 
Adric, Nyssa and Tegan walked off stage. 

‘Soon, Tegan and Nyssa left him too,’ River said as she waked back on stage. ‘Although, not through death. Tegan got fed up of the death and destruction surrounding the Doctor’s life, whilst Nyssa left to help on 35th century Terminus. The Doctor soon gained a new companion in Peri. However, it wasn’t long before they both fell ill with Spectrox toxaemia and only found enough milk from a queen bat to cure one,’ 

END OF ACT I 

written by 
SEAN BASSETT 
copyright 2014 

artwork by
COLIN JOHN
copyright 2014

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Songs featured in ACT I of 'Oh My Giddy Aunt - The Doctor Who Musical': 

1. Defying Gravity-Wicked
2. Javert’s suicide- Les Miserables
3. Thank You For The Music-ABBA
4. Somebody That I Used To Know- Gotye
5. You Take The High Road And I’ll Take The Low Road- The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond
6. Look Down- Les Miserables
7. I Want To Break Free-Queen
8. I’ll Go Sailing No More- Randy Newman
9. A Little Fall Of Rain- Les Miserables
10. Master Of The House- les Miserables
11. Defying Gravity- Wicked
12 .39-Queen
13 .Play The Game-Queen
14 .Empty Chairs At Empty Tables- Les Miserables  

A playlist features the tunes for the musical is available here

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